Thursday, June 2, 2011

Page 2 syndrom

(...take it on lighter side )
Please be aware that you are not getting the symptom of Page 2 Syndrome. Many of us are in the influence of this. It is better to know in detail about the symptom before we are being caught by this disease.

Symptoms of Page 2 Syndrom

Please ensure that you want to listen every moment from your friend that he talks about Page 2 of salary slip,

Whenever you receive a call of your office friend you are talking about PLI and the missing page 2 of salary slip,

You keep checking your mail box each time you logged in about Page 2,

Frequency of visiting your mailing site has increased to more than 150%,

You feel depressed and irritating,

Your BP is slightly higher than usual round the clock,

Frequency of disagreement to your spouse on any related matter has increased since few days,

You don’t care now much about your kids need,

You feel like be quite at home and sleepy,

If 80% symptoms as stated above are affirmative then it is sure that you are more   likely to be prey of page 2 syndromes.

Precautions

Adopt any method of YOGA what you do to control your BP, Blood Sugar and to reduce your stress level.

As such no medicines are advised,

Inculcate humour in your life style out of it, This is the lowest phase of sinusoidal curve and sure like any other thing of life this will also not last for a longer period,

Avoid the above symptoms as controls on such emotions are in our own hand. Clinical illness is further dangerous as if one is going to be hospitalised in any of our panel hospitals be sure that being an employee of a bankrupt company they will disown us as it is done by the war prisoner.

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